Conversations with Critters
Walk with the animals. Talk with the animals. And a carefully curated Haiku collection...
Today Critters, we are pleased to present a Haiku collection from our latest detective story, The Case of the Bowled Over Bowler Hat! It’s a wrap on this puppy and we’ll be back in June with a new beginning when we start The Case of the Jumping Gene, Book Number 3 in the J Kitten, Sleuth & Purveyor of Bright Shiny Objects Detective Agency Series! Hooray! Hooray!
Meanwhile, please enjoy these chapter by chapter poetic summaries!
Furthermore, we will be taking a short break as we gear up up up for the next adventure with you, so we’ll see you again real soon! Starting. On. Detective. Tuesday. June 10!
POETRY WITH PETS FROM THE CASE OF THE BOWLED OVER BOWLER HAT!
Hop across the Pond
A new mystery unfolds
Country Manor House
Orange or Ginger
Ancient and ancestral door
Slowly creak open
Turn this thing around
Reverse engineer the globe
Get me outta here
Family heirloom
Intergenerational
Infinite purring
Careful of voltage
Temporal and ancestral
A snug in a pub
Search within the grid
How deep do still waters run?
Do not get bogged down
Dig into the past
Find a secure location
How to right a wrong
A long time ago
Once lost and now found
Sunbathe furever
Critter portraiture
Inside or outside the frame
Offer and proffer
Upstairs and downstairs
Learn to rule it in or out
Ride the dumbwaiter
The guests have arrived
The lights go off and back on
Old and new money
Turn it to the right
Avert a greater crisis
Mop bucket squeegee
Shooting clay pigeons
Dive for cover in the roots
Of an old oak tree
Rack up a new game
Chalk up after every shot
Don’t sink the cue ball
What goes on behind
Manor house closed and locked doors
Family secrets
Knocked off all four feet
Pound per pound Chihuahua strength
Not a shot fired
T minus nine lives
The midnight hour draws near
Tick tick tick and tock
The ticking time bomb
Evacuate to safety
Teamwork at midnight
The future is bright
The case is cracked wide open
The kids are alright
Coming up in June!
The Case of the Jumping Gene
Please stay tuned, Critters…
By Jasper Kitten, Chris & Jojo
Critters! Catch up on all of the mystery and adventure with The Case of the Bowled Over Bowler Hat! Book Number 2!
Chap. 1🐾Chap. 2🐾Chap. 3🐾Chap. 4🐾Chap. 5🐾Chap. 6🐾Chap.7🐾Chap. 8🐾Chap. 9🐾Chap. 10🐾Chap. 11🐾Chap. 12🐾Chap. 13🐾Chap. 14🐾Chap. 15🐾Chap. 16🐾Chap. 17🐾Chap. 18🐾Chap. 19🐾Chap. 20
Furthermore!
The Case of the Misplaced Priority Envelope! The Complete Book Number 1!
Chap. 1🐾Chap. 2🐾Chap. 3🐾Chap. 4🐾Chap. 5🐾Chap. 6🐾Chap. 7🐾Chap. 8🐾Chap. 9🐾Chap. 10🐾Chap. 11🐾Chap. 12🐾Chap. 13🐾Chap.14🐾Chap. 15🐾Chap. 16🐾Chap. 17🐾Chap. 18🐾Chap. 19🐾Chap. 20
(Coming soon to IngramSpark, too!)
The Case of the Misplaced Priority Envelope
Love the collection Heidi. Well done for wrapping this up with a big bow. Have a well earned break
These haiku are a great visual reminder from reading "The Case of the Bowled Over Bowler Hat! Book Number 2", Heidi. Looking forward to the upcoming book "The Case of the Jumping Gene."